As always, let’s end this year of deleterious restroom disasters with a greatest hits collection culled from 2019’s Restroom Reports. From joyriders and general flimflammery to vandalism; enjoy this rundown of not-quite news and have a happy new year.
March: A joyrider takes a vacuum truck on drunken relay race. Need we say more?
April: How far will consumers go to acquire amenities, such as a portable restroom for personal use at their music festival campsite? Portable restroom operators and Country Thunder festival organizers found out this summer.
June: A renegade restroom found its wings clipped by Toronto police before it could finish Houdini-ing its way off of a construction site.
August: An international edition of Restroom Reports left readers a bit blue in the face and reminded everyone to always apply the parking brake at a mountaintop pit stop.
October: When the internet hands you a mixed bag of arson, a golden ticket and more arson, you write a top 10 countdown that would make David Letterman cringe.
